PEOPLE SAY I'M FUNNY

Twas the Night Before Christmas-2008

August finally arrived, and each had their convention, Starring McCain's Jewish sidekick, and John Kerry, the Frenchman. And while Barack was on fire, McCain seemed to be ailin'. Until from straight out of nowhere, rode in a woman named Palin.... (Continue reading)

Support Obama’s Universal CarCare

Support Obama's Universal CarCare

My Universal CarCare program will not cost most taxpayers any more money than they're paying now. I've proposed that the plan be funded through a special sales tax on jewelry, which after what I've done to the economy, no... (Continue reading)

Obama’s New Federal Agency: The Comedy Board

President-elect Barack Obama, in a press conference held earlier today at a Georgetown Comedy Club, announced the formation of a new federal agency that will officially operate under the name: The United States of America Comedy Board, or TUSOACB, thus... (Continue reading)

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Joe the Plumber Hired as Journalist

This will not be a long article, I promise. I don't even feel like talking about it much, to tell you the truth. I don't even know why I started it. I mean, I don't have the foggiest idea of... (Continue reading)

Income Inequality Gap Widens, Government Report Shows

"It remains to be seen just how far the rich have fallen behind," said Sen. Bunkie T. Witherspoon III (R-Texas). "It may only be a temporary problem and the federal government has no business giving further entitlements to the rich... (Continue reading)

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I Say… Keep Guantanamo Open!

You see, I have an idea that perhaps the Obama administration hasn't considered as yet, and I think the American people, both those on the right and on the left, might see it as being a good one. After all,... (Continue reading)

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Economy Watch: State of California Says Attorneys Stealing Smaller Sums

It wasn’t that long ago when you couldn’t get a practicing attorney to even consider stealing anything under seven figures from a client.  And the Ivy League law school grads wouldn’t be caught dead ripping off anything under eight figures. “It... (Continue reading)

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Songs of the Mortgage Meltdown

Song of the Mortgage Meltdown... CD Coming in April... I'm always looking for new ideas though... so what do you think...... (Continue reading)

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It’s Time to Play… Housing Jeopardy!

ANNOUNCER:Yes, it's time to play Let's Solve the Housing Crisis on the game that at least half the country loves: Heal the Misfortune!... (Continue reading)

Treasury Discovers Glitch: Banks Healthy, Ready to Lend

The error was discovered when a mid-level government employee questioned the number of zeros on a stress test report, one thing led to another, and within hours Lehman Bros. was back in business, Merrill Lynch announced plans to buy itself... (Continue reading)

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