Cash-for-Clunker Kitchen Appliances?
That’s a real headline.
What’s the deal Obama? Â I don’t need this kind of charity. Â If you’re intent on continuing this sort of thing, I’m going to start writing articles in support.
Me: Okay, so how much for my old blender?
Obama: Does it run?
Me: Nope.
Obama: Cool, how’s $350
Me: Is that all? Â I was hoping for four figures.
Did I mention the  lid?  And that it’s blue.
Obama: Okay $1050, but that’s my final offer.
Now we’re talking recovery! Â Woohoo!
Wait till I show him my four-slice  toaster from the 1970s.
