Cash-for-Clunker Kitchen Appliances?

That’s a real headline.

What’s the deal Obama?  I don’t need this kind of charity.  If you’re intent on continuing this sort of thing, I’m going to start writing articles in support.

Me: Okay, so how much for my old blender?

Obama: Does it run?

Me: Nope.

Obama: Cool, how’s $350

Me: Is that all?  I was hoping for four figures.

Did I mention the  lid?  And that it’s blue.

Obama: Okay $1050, but that’s my final offer.

Now we’re talking recovery!  Woohoo!

Wait till I show him my four-slice  toaster from the 1970s.

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